Today, at work, I walked into the restroom and discovered a brown napkin left the urinal. Why? Why? Why? Why would anyone leave a napkin in a urinal to just sit there until a janitor has to take it out? There is really no good excuse for this. The only excuse that might be acceptable involves that person’s dead body laying on the floor next to the urinal, because they dropped the napkin in while dying. Besides that, there is nothing!